Be prepared to toast on St. Patrick's Day!

When March 17th arrives you can raise your glass and toast your Irish friends with one of these phrases.
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May your fire be as warm as the weather is cold.
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Health, and long life to you
Land without rent to you
The partner of your heart to you
and when you die, may your bones rest in Ireland!
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As you slide down the banisters of life may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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May you get all your wishes but one,
So you always have something to strive for.
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May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
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Here's to your coffin...
May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow.
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May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
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May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
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An old Irish recipe for longevity:
Leave the table hungry.
Leave the bed sleepy.
Leave the bar thirsty.
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May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
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May you never forget what is worth remembering,
Or remember what is best forgotten.
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May you be in heaven one half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
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May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
The insight to know where you are,
and the foresight to know when you've gone too far.
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May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
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May God bring good health to your enemies enemies
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May you never make an enemy
When you could make a friend–
Unless you meet a fox among your chickens.
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When March 17th arrives you can raise your glass and toast your Irish friends with one of these phrases.
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